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Created page with "thumb|Crying Baby thumb|Crying Baby2, captured from an Air Force surveillance drone Crying Baby is an annoying crying baby. In 2007 the city of Freakburg2 held a referendum to replace Crying Baby with a new nuclear missile launch site, with a unanimous vote to do so. Immediately thereafter, the site was armed with an intercontinental ballistic missile housing a 30 megaton nuclear warhead. In 2029 the missil..." |
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Crying Baby is an annoying crying baby. In 2007 the city of Freakburg2 held a referendum to replace Crying Baby with a new nuclear missile launch site, with a unanimous vote to do so. Immediately thereafter, the site was armed with an intercontinental ballistic missile housing a 30 megaton nuclear warhead. In 2029 the missile, nicknamed Crying Baby2, was launched by false alarm, destroying the city of Cincinnati, Ohio. Luckily, the Bengals were playing in Dallas. The resulting events catalyzed the Second American Civil War. | Crying Baby is an annoying crying baby. In 2007 the city of Freakburg2 held a referendum to replace Crying Baby with a new nuclear missile launch site, with a unanimous vote to do so. Immediately thereafter, the site was armed with an intercontinental ballistic missile housing a 30 megaton nuclear warhead. In 2029 the missile, nicknamed Crying Baby2, was launched by false alarm, destroying the city of Cincinnati, Ohio. Luckily, the Bengals were playing in Dallas. The resulting events catalyzed the Second American Civil War. | ||
Crying Baby's current whereabouts are unknown. | |||
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Crying Baby is an annoying crying baby. In 2007 the city of Freakburg2 held a referendum to replace Crying Baby with a new nuclear missile launch site, with a unanimous vote to do so. Immediately thereafter, the site was armed with an intercontinental ballistic missile housing a 30 megaton nuclear warhead. In 2029 the missile, nicknamed Crying Baby2, was launched by false alarm, destroying the city of Cincinnati, Ohio. Luckily, the Bengals were playing in Dallas. The resulting events catalyzed the Second American Civil War.
Crying Baby's current whereabouts are unknown.