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= [Freakburg2] =
Freakburg2 is Tractor Scott's Cities Skylines city. It has a population of 539,060 as of 2024. Freakburg2 is known for its extremely high crime rates and dangerous levels of solid waste pollution. As of 2024, Freakburg has a literacy rate of 16%. Notable celebrities include Crying Baby and Josh Allen Jr.
 
== Population ==
As of 2024, Freakburg2 has a population of 539,060, a 489% decline from its population in 2023. Historians say a mass suicide in protest of a 2% income tax hike is to blame for this sharp loss of population.
 
=== Demographics ===
Per the 2024 Freakburg2 Census, Freakburg2 is 13% white, 22% fugly, 29% Marcus, 34% British, and 16% guys who are 5'10" but say they are 6 feet.
 
== Geography ==
Freakburg2 is situated on the Judson River, a dumping site for industrial waste. Located just outside of a British Petroleum refinery, Freakburg2 experiences a wide range of problems associated with waste pollution runoff. Sinkholes are also common, to which sinkhole coverage is a common item in insurance packages.
 
=== Cancer ants ===
Freakburg2 is located in the Judson Valley, a critical habitat for cancer ants (''Solenopsis carciniae).'' With their acute leukemia-causing bites, cancer ants are a critical public health problem for Freakburg2. However, cancer ants are a protected species under the Endangered Species Act, therefore they cannot be eradicated from Freakburg2.

Latest revision as of 14:58, 6 December 2024

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